I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
