is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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