Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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