i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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