Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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