Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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