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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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