i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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