well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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