Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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