3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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