do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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