normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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