Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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