oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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