I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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