I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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