school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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