What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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