did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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