So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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