Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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