fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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