Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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