No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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