He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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