You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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