I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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