at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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