i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just had sex on a roof
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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