similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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