Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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