Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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