Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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