ya dads aren't the best wingmen
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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