he shaved USA in his pubs
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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