seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
