My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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