Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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