Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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