Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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