Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we're making bets on your personal life
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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