Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
