Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
MIDGETS
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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