RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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