Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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