Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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