Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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