I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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