Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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