I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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