It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
