im about as happy as oj after his trial
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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