Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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