I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
