She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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