theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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