They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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