the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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