Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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